parties for days

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Holidays are supposed to be fun. Ema is pretty sure that this is true, at least. Her parents certainly seem excited every year. Normally, she doesn't mind it much. She's not that into parties necessarily, but some of it can be fun. The food and drinks are usually good, and the music, and the outfits. She does love watching the outfits. Some are wonderful, some are interesting, and there's always at least a couple that are just hilariously awful. She's still young enough that she's been able to get away with being shy; there's enough of a 'children should be seen and not heard' mentality that this is still considered Acceptable.

Or it was, anyway.

This year, they're going to a different set of parties, and The Twins are here.

Ema has literally never seen her parents this excited. They usually have opinions, of course, she wouldn't want to embarass them by showing up to an event in an inappropriate outfit or something like that. But this time they are so... into it. Ema doesn't get it. They fuss and hover and change their minds about what she should wear and send her to get her hair done and change their minds again and buy her three different pairs of shoes because they can't decide which she should wear, and...

Ema wants to scream at them. She has to try very hard not to be bitter at the twins. It's not their fault her parents think they're the Most Special People in the Universe. But Ema is feeling both overwhelmed by the attention and, somehow, oddly ignored at the same time. Don't her parents think she'll look nice without all this fussing? Or that she'll know how to be friendly and polite without all of their rules and speeches and injunctions about how to treat the twins? She knows this stuff! She's been a good daughter, she learned it all.

For better or worse, this all goes on for a good while before the weeks of parties actually arrive. Worse, because Ema is now thoroughly (if quietly) fed up with her parents. Better, because she's had enough time to process that it's really not the twins' fault, and she thinks she can manage to not feel like she's forcing friendliness if she meets them.

But really, she just wants this all to be over. By the time the Grand Event arrives she's already been going to parties for a week, smiling and making small talk and behaving just as her parents want her to. She arrives at the party, pastes a smile on her face, and starts to 'aimlessly' wander the edge of the party. She's just looking for a good vantage point, really. See-and-be-seen is best done from the sidelines, in her opinion. There must be a reasonable corner somewhere.

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[scry_before]

"... The view's nice," agrees Adarin.

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Ema nods. "The waterfall in particular. I've, um, never been on one of those platforms before, it's a fun way to see the river."

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"Probably only fun until someone trips," says Zeviana, with a shrug. "And then, boom. Way less fun. Unless you know how to fly, then it's skydiving."

[scry_before]

"It's an extremely bad idea that they're missing railings entirely."

[headunbowed]

"They like to live on the edge!"

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Ema boggles at them. "Wait, I thought- um. Are there not safety spells at all?"

"It's not a small platform, Ema darling, it's perfectly safe," her mother hastens to assure her.

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"It's really not," snorts Zeviana. "Big gust of wind, and fwoosh! Everyone goes tumbling off."

[scry_before]

Adarin rolls his eyes. Yes, thank you, dearest sister, for the commentary. At least they're getting ahead on scaring the daughter away.

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'Away' is debatable, but 'scaring' is accurate enough. "Is there, uh, another way to get down?"

"Ema!" Her mother sighs. Ema can tell she would be scolding if they were in private, but- politeness. Just sighing... for now. "The platform is lovely. And our hosts are very gracious for letting us use it, to visit their charming estate."

"...yes, Mother," Ema says quietly.

[headunbowed]

"Nevermind that a portal would be faster, safer, and way easier. Just less showy. Yes, thank you, gracious fucking hosts, for the wonderful death platforms."

[scry_before]

"Thank you, Ana," sighs Adarin. Which is a very polite, brotherly way of saying, 'Zeviana, stop talking, you will get in trouble and get hurt again and I don't want that.'

[headunbowed]

"Yeah, sorry," sighs Zeviana. She goes back to looking bored and annoyed with the party. If she goes and upsets people now, she won't be able to escape later.

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"It's okay," Ema says shyly. Zeviana doesn't seem like she's trying to frighten Ema, it's just- a side effect of her ranting. Ema does not think this worth saying out loud, though, and certainly not in the middle of a party.

Ema's parents, meanwhile, are somewhat taken aback by Zeviana's whole... thing. Attitude, language. This is clearly not quite how their meeting The Twins went in their heads. So, rather than attempt to adjust their mindsets to handle the conversation as it has actually occurred, they just change the subject. "Have you been studying portal making, then? Our Ema's been studying some magic herself!" her father says proudly.

Given that she is at her very best merely barely adequate as a mage, and is in no way close to as powerful as either of the twins, this makes Ema uncomfortable all over again. He's trying to brag about her and it's not even impressive. Hissing at him would be slightly too obvious, though, so she goes for the secondary option. "Motherrrrrr!"

She gets a polite smile and a nudge in the ribs for her trouble. Right. Behaving. She pastes a smile back on her face, silently sighing. Maybe she can duck out of the party for a bit later. Alone time is sounding great right about now.

[headunbowed]

"Haven't, but I've had to listen to a fuck ton of teachers talk nonstop about it, that shit eventually does stick. And, good for her."

Zeviana does not care.

[scry_before]

Her brother wants very dearly to rub the bridge of his nose. No, you don't have to like them, Zeviana, but please at least pretend for five minutes that you are polite so you can not piss someone off and lose the chance to depart early. No? Going to keep up the attitude? Okay, fine, carry on. Whatever. Adarin will bail you out of this conversation anyway.

"What sorts of magic do you study?"

He's asking Ema directly, instead of her father.

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He's talking to her directly.






Help now what.






"I, um. I haven't been studying long, I don't have much mana, but- basics, mostly. Practicing simple things that don't cost much. A lot of language stuff? I'm trying to learn both of the First languages. I, uh... I've been trying to make a spell to help, with that. If I can make one that's small enough."

[scry_before]

"You could probably write a large dictionary with grammar information and refer back to it with a scry every now and then. You'd have to spell the paper to solve the light issue, make every other sheet glow or something, but that's easy enough given enough time."

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Ema is distracted from the part where a Twin is talking to her...! by the idea proposed. She considers it. "That's, um. A really good idea. Thank you. I can do light spells myself, even. I wonder if I could make a smart index somehow? If I did a rule at a time, it might be, uh, actually small enough..."

Ema's parents, on the other hand, are not at all distracted by the possibilities of a magical dictionary. Her father is beaming proudly. Her mother chimes in delightedly with "Thank you so much, what a wonderful suggestion!"

[scry_before]

Right, Adarin remembers why he is talking to these people. Because he is the #1 available bachelor. He resists the urge to fling himself off of the waterfall and run off into the wilderness. Mages can scry, it's not like there's anywhere he could run.

"You're welcome," he says, giving the parents a look of vague discomfort from the creepy, overbearing and unwanted attempts at matchmaking.

He actually has a few suggestions for how to make the magical smart index work, and even kind of wants to provide them, but - creepy overbearing matchmaking. No. He doesn't want to talk anymore, and give them any ammunition to think that he is Definitely Going To Bang their daughter. Sigh.

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The rest of the guests had been hanging back- not quite politely, but at least resignedly- when they see that Adarin had been actually talking to a Reasonably Acceptable Girl. Once he freezes up, however, he becomes fair game again, and the unspoken grace period is over. Other guests start to magically appear at the shoulders of the Milaris', a silent hint to move along.

"We'd love any other ideas, if you think of any!" Eladine ventures, but yields to the pressure of the crowd when she sees his uncomfortable expression. "...we don't want to keep you, of course."

"Enjoy the party," murmurs Ema politely, following her parents as they retreat back into the crowd.

Others immediately swoop back in to take their place. Ema cringes internally. The poor twins. No corner retreats for them, clearly.

[scry_before]

No corner retreats to hide, indeed. Isn't it great, being the main attraction at a party. Come one, come all, see the only kids of the latest half-blood, get in on the action before they're too old to put up with this idiocy and murder everyone. Ha. Ha. Ha.

There is a sister to hide behind, though, so that's nice.

[headunbowed]

And man is she great to hide behind. Because she flirts with the pushy, unwanted, 'reasonably acceptable' girls. And, if they are not pushy or unwanted, their mothers. Because it's funny, and it gets people to leave them both alone.

Then, when the available bachelorettes are well and truly scared off, it's Adarin's turn. Zeviana still wants to escape this wretched party.

[scry_before]

Adarin is going to enjoy this. A lot more than he should. He picks the most boring, obnoxious trivia he knows, and he goes to town.

"Did you know," he says, cackling internally, "that there were at least seventeen separate, recorded languages before the first half-blood, on this continent alone?" And he continues from there, getting more useless and less interesting as he goes. From the glazed over, bored looks in their expressions, it's working. Bwuahahahaha.

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Ema overhears this tidbit from her corner. She had not, in fact, known that about pre-First languages. Wondering if her languages project is what caused him to think of it, she drifts over curiously, hoping she'll hear more about the languages. If she can get something working for the First languages, maybe later she could...

Nope. Nothing helpful here, that's for sure. The rest of the conversation veers off in increasingly random, unrelated directions, and it just gets more pointless as he goes. She stares at him from around the shoulders of the older couple in front of her, utterly confused. He was all- thoughtful and helpful, earlier.

[headunbowed]

And then, halfway between the mating habits of tropical birds: there is a maniacal cackling, followed by, "So long, assholes!"

If the crowd would please look away from boring trivia to the cliff over there to their right, they may briefly see Zeviana. Flinging herself off a cliff. While laughing.