Adarin is going to enjoy this. A lot more than he should. He picks the most boring, obnoxious trivia he knows, and he goes to town.

"Did you know," he says, cackling internally, "that there were at least seventeen separate, recorded languages before the first half-blood, on this continent alone?" And he continues from there, getting more useless and less interesting as he goes. From the glazed over, bored looks in their expressions, it's working. Bwuahahahaha.